Monthly Archives: July 2006

Invest In Yourself and Make It Happen!

Posted on July 28, 2006 by alolson59

A month ago or so, I linked to this Steve Jobs commencement address. In this speech, Jobs said the following: “You’ve got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. … Continue reading →

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Great Balls of Fire! Look at Those!

Posted on July 28, 2006 by alolson59

The above is an actual headline from the Des Moines Register! (Thanks to one of my readers — who wishes to be unnamed —  for forwarding this story to me!)  And here is the actual lead: Audubon, Ia. — Testicles. The word itself, … Continue reading →

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Inside the Mind of America’s Favorite Neurotic

Posted on July 28, 2006 by alolson59

Forget the fact that he married his sorta step-daughter. Forget the fact that he has directed a few movies that went no where. I have always believed — and still do — that Woody Allen is one of our nation’s … Continue reading →

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Red Sox Fans Teach Their Children Early

Posted on July 25, 2006 by alolson59

Whatever you do, don’t make Boston fans angry. Even ones that sell onesies on the Internet! … Tucked among the "I Love My Mommy" bibs and "Pregnant Princess" maternity clothes, Ann Sylvia also offers bibs and onesies adorned with the … Continue reading →

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Neighbor’s Clicker a Pecker Picker-Upper

Posted on July 25, 2006 by alolson59

You know and I know that this story from The UK’s Register is a hoax. But it was too silly to pass up at the end of a long day. Garage door remote triggers man’s erection

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I Thought Carrots Were Good For Your Eyesight

Posted on July 19, 2006 by alolson59

Mom always told me to eat my carrots if I wanted 20/20 eyesight. She didn’t mention anything about carrots as weaponry. Next time a food fight breaks out, I’m reaching for the carrots! Man accused of blinding wife with carrot

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Funny Car Commercial of the Day: ‘Hummer’

Posted on July 18, 2006 by alolson59

No, this is not a car commercial for the Hummer SUV. You know, the official slogan of Hummer is "Like Nothing Else." Well, this car may not be a Hummer, but the slogan still works. By the way, I can’t … Continue reading →

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Funny Car Commercial of the Day: Blaupunkt

Posted on July 17, 2006 by alolson59

Looking for a little giggle to start your week? Check out this 15-second commercial.  Blaupunkt TV Ad: Teddy Bear & Bunny

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Carl Lewis Can Run & Jump, But He Can’t Sing

Posted on July 14, 2006 by alolson59

My friend, Buzz, sent me this video a few weeks ago. It truly is one of the most disturbing music videos of our time. What in the world gave Carl Lewis the idea that he could sing? (For further ear … Continue reading →

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The Truth Is That We’re a Nation of Liars!

Posted on July 12, 2006 by alolson59

In a new survey, over half of respondents said lying was never justified. Yet in the same poll, up to two-thirds said it was OK to lie in certain situations, like protecting someone’s feelings.  You gotta love the honesty of … Continue reading →

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